“Matt should turn 50 every year. It was the best trip, of all the trips taken by all the people in the world, ever.”

“It was just a dream. Literally - the trip hasn’t happened yet. It was just a dream.”

“Law school tuition at Marquette worth every penny when you end up on Matt’s A-List. And I thought Bar Review in Chicago was a stretch until we checked out pubs in Ireland.”

“Olivia and I loved the Black Tie birthday dinner in the town square. Matt is such a cool dude, I am changing my number to 50 is his honor.”

“I hear when Matt turns 60, there is going to be a party in a volcano on an island. Count me in, Dude.”

“I heard O’Neill had a party in Italy and didn’t invite me. He’s a loser. No Trump. Really bad. ”

“Italy is the best. I love gelato.”

“I don’t always go to birthday parties. But when I do, I go to Matt’s 50th birthday party in Italy. Stay thirsty, my friends.”