OK, it will take some time.  Here are the best options:

• Fly to Rome, drive 3 hours to Petritoli.  Or get a transport from our Turis.Marche guys.

• Fly to Ancona, drive 1 hour to Petritoli.  

• Fly to Zurich, go to Lucerne, drive down to Lake Como, spend a night in Bologna, then triumphantly arrive at the Palazzo and throw a big party.